Hold My Calls

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I think it's pretty safe to say that I peaked early, with this, my third and probably best song. I actually couldn't sleep at night because I kept coming up with lyrics for this song. The vocals fit, the guitars are rockin', the drums and bass, solid, the spoken word section, the deliberately cheesed out guitar solo, etc., everything just fell into place. I personally think this song is hilarious, and a few important people agree, so I must not be totally crazy, right? Sadly some reviewers (cough, Jim, cough) just plain didn't get the humor in it, which kind of blew my mind. Anyway, I got totally ripped off and didn't win this fight, and practically nobody knows about this song. Please listen to it!!

Lyrics

verse 1
you're an archetypal typist
an archival genius
and you've got a really tight bun
i'm not a sexist
or a misogynist
that always was my favorite haircut

chorus
hold my calls
among other things
happy Secretary's Day to you
let's go out tonight
and get a little tight
then at my place you can
take some dictation
hold my calls

verse 2
i've had other assistants
but i don't even miss them
they can't hold a candle to your raging flame
sure they were all good looking
but i'm hooked on your cooking
i melt like fondue when you say my name

chorus

the way you smile when i walk in
is like a thousand stars 
shining on my face
and the coffee you make in the morning 
is so black, it's like the darkness of space

i remember a time when i lived without you
... if you call that living
now at night i dream about you
taking memos, scheduling meetings

fax me, page me, love me, 
come on, baby, hold my calls

Etc.
Straight ahead blues-y rock, guitar, drums, bass, vocals. I tried to make sure there was a counter melody type thing happening in a third guitar track to mix things up a bit.