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I did this song on a Sunday as a break from working on a song for Loyalty Day (one of my other bands at the time). I used some
lyrics posted by SongFighter HeuristicsInc in the lyrics mart thread. Since I didn't
have a lot of time to work on it, I cranked out a fairly by-the-numbers Weezer-y rock
tune, with a little analog keyboard tossed in there to make it minimally more interesting.
I got a piddly 3 votes. Not a very dignified way to wrap things before my unexpected two
year hiatus!
Lyrics
Lunkhead version: ya know we all see it but we're not supposed to say so it's time to admit just how much you weigh yeah i'm here to help you if ya wanna lose those pounds let's just decide what to do let's get that scale down chorus you know i'd like to see a lot less of you if you want it i'll be the guy that you can come to low carbs is the craze that everyone's tryin' look around you'll be amazed at how many diets are vyin' for your money and time with their microwave entrees if you give me your dimes you'll be thinner in days chorus bridge you've got south beach and atkins e-diets and good old starvation by the time you're done getting thinner you're gonna need a long vacation i lost 20 pounds just from counting my points let's make you a lot less round no, i will not disappoint chorus
Etc.
Electric guitars, vocals, bass, programmed drums, and a little Roland SH-101.
Original lyrics by Heuristics Inc.: ya know we've all seen it but we're not supposed to say so it's time to admit just how much you weigh yeah i'm here to help you if ya wanna lose the pounds let's decide just what to do let's get that scale down ya know i'd like to see a lot less of you if you want it i'll be the guy you can come to low carbs is the craze that everybody's tryin if ya looked you'd be amazed how many diet plans are vyin for your money and time "buy our microwave entrees!" if ya give _me_ some dimes you'll be thinner in days ya know i'd like to see a lot less of you if you want it i'll be the guy you can come to your weight loss is my goal if you give me a week or two if you let me take control we'll be seeing less of you ya got south beach, atkins ediets, good old starvation when you're done getting thin you'll need a vacation i lost 20 pounds just counting all my points let's make you lots less round i will not disappoint! ya know you'd like to see a lot less of you if you want it i'll be the guy you can come to